This just in: Al Gore, creator of the Internet says his creation will now save the Earth after the recent election of President-elect Barack Obama. According to Breitbart.com, Gore made these comments at a Web 2.0 conference in San Francisco. Gore said, "The Internet's critical role in Democrat Obama's victory in the presidential race against Republican John McCain was a "great blow for victory" in addressing a "democracy crisis" stifling action against climate change."
Amazing, Al Gore will claim that he saved the world. This will be the next breaking news alert.